Lame Joke: 2 Ah Lians Taking the Lift

July 23, 2009

By Wayang Times

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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they are not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean.

Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, “Wah lau!!!, How you know one?” The first Ah Lian reply smugly, “Easy lah.. G for Gero (Zero) mah…”

For the clueless, Ah Lian basically refers to Singaporean and Malaysian girls who are bimbotic and usually not highly educated. However these girls usually look quite hot and pretty with their often colourful makeup and supposedly latest fashion.

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