Lame Joke: Ah Beng’s Job Interview

July 22, 2009
By Wayang Times

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Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng’s colourful attire, his mind screamed, “Not this man!!”

Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, “If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!”

“The words are “Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black”.

Ah Beng thought for a while and said “I heard the phone go green green (ring ring), and then I went to pink (pick) up the phone and said yellow (hello). Blue’s (Who’s) that? White (What) did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don’t purplely (purposely) disturb people and don’t call black (back), ok?”

Ah Beng got the job.

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4 Responses to “ Lame Joke: Ah Beng’s Job Interview ”

  1. Copyright on July 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    This is obviously a copy from Love matters

  2. withlouiSe on July 23, 2009 at 1:10 am

    ops! this is from the movie isnt it. its hilarious thou! ;)

  3. Wayang Times on July 23, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    what is this movie Love Matters?? lol i didn’t know about it till now. but i got this joke from a forwarded email actually.

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