Lame Joke: Inheritance and Beautiful Woman

August 8, 2009
By Wayang Times

Beautiful-girl

When Ah Tan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his ill father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles club where he checked out the girls there and met the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty was astounding it took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 15 million dollars.”

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

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4 Responses to “ Lame Joke: Inheritance and Beautiful Woman ”

  1. kelvin on August 8, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    hahahaha, did u think of this urself? this is funny^^

  2. Direk on August 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

    ahahahas good one =DD

  3. Wayang Times on August 10, 2009 at 12:37 am

    kelvin – no lah i m not so creative lol.

    direk – thanks :)

  4. Jessen on August 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    lol!!!!! Smart woman!!!